Hesitation, it's catchy. Why is that we would rather hesitate before moving forward spontaneously? Is it our nature to be sluggish, or are we afraid of making a mistake? Perhaps we fear that in doing so we'd be allowing something we'd rather not have happen maybe? You tell me, because just the thought of it is driving me crazy! Although if I were to be politically correct the word crazy should not be typed here.
But who said I was going to be politically correct or even spontaneously creative? Not I. So if I were to be shrewd and all in a slightly kinder manner of speaking I would use another word. K....the thought of it is driving me absolutely crazy! Fooled you didn't I? The word crazy is staying. I happen to like it and just because in some time way back when, probably even before I was born there were people somewhere that coined that word to people that were well not well, or for the more politically correct word insane maybe. But really crazy is a good word it rhymes with lazy, hazy and daisy. Think of the poems that are now not politically correct.
The subject at before me today has nothing to do with the ramble jumble that I just expressed. If we don't begin somewhere we will never arrive. Oh right, I'm the one writing so I shall begin. First I ask why? If you have an answer to the following please let me know.
K....here we go. First off why are people beginning sentences with.... K....? Don't say nobody does I did it in the above a couple of times. I say it falls in the sector of baby babble. What comes out of the mouths of babes is acceptable, but out of the mouth of grown up adults, it's just plain silly. But there are those, perhaps childless people, who secretly crave the baby-babble in their lives....but they jump on the band wagon as OMG this chick is so cool! There I offered up another one. OMG, BTW, LMAO, LOL ...it's like Meg Ryan said in You've Got Mail"...... this too is like we are living in a world filled with cocktail waitress that quite frankly are SMARTER (entire word there) than THAT! Come on people! Sure I see you smirk, I can hear without really hearing, "Oh yeah man My bad! " WHAT? What !
May we get serious now? If I were to offer you a brood of hens walking down the street right now, would you make sure they'd get safely across the street? Probably not, you're to busy you say. If a herd of rhinoceroses were heading up your neighbor's driveway would you call and warn them or let the rhinoceroses have their day?
The bottom line on hesitation it has it's necessary evils to being used, correctly or otherwise. Yet I still have this pain in the back of my thinking that is screaming, he who hesitations gets the last laugh on them, folks. Really, haven't you ever found yourself in the center of a swarm of angry and hungry mothers all trying to get the last Elmo? Be real, (oh I do hate that line as well, it's like Oh this is so tasty, NOT! We are just filled in a world of Face Book chatter spoken from the mouths of well babes, and not the kind you gawk at the beach over either. Face it, we all just want to live life like we were still, children. It's more fun.
